plymouthtardis

Paul has stopped drinking and stopped smoking. Paul has therefore been extremely bored for the past month. Paul has also taken to reffering to himself in the third person. Paul also knows far more about ruminant digestive tracts than is altogether healthy. Paul realises that statement makes him sound like he might be the person who was apprehended earlier this week  for inappropriately interfering with sheep; Paul wishes to make it clear that he wasn't. Paul is fed up with the weather, working for peanuts, and the NHS in England. Paul feels it's almost enough to drive a man to drink....

Job hunting commences in full-powered, turned-up to eleven mode, starting.....now! I've got a pile of bills so high, I may never have to purchase toilet paper again. :tp: Perhaps if I stopped squandering cash on music, tattoos, and 1,200 mile round-trips to see some ruddy football team that never wins, I'd be in a better financial position. It's good to be back; even if I haven't a Scooby where I've been for the last few months. It makes me think though of that poster on the Maths classroom wall that I used to stare at while the intricacies of Exponentiation were explained to me. That one of two blokes scaling Everest under the caption, "W

Hand up who loves storms? I certainly do. The raw power of nature is something truly, truly precious. Biggest storm to hit Britain for 20 years and I saw it first hand. Eighty mile per hour gusts and the waves tearing into pitiful man-made structures - Ha! Got a couple of decent photos before a 40 foot wave smashed me to the deck. Gave me a few bruises but they're easily laughed off. Waterproof clothing ain't even close to being waterproof - got soaked to the bones. And I loved it. If you've never has a massive wave of ice cold water wash over you at 3 am; you have to try it. You'll never truly appreciate the beauty or the real power of